Jokes how many teachers does it take

Search for:. Top 20 Teacher Jokes. November 8, Classroom Activities. Home Teacher Resources Classroom Activities. Share on facebook. Share on linkedin. Share on twitter. Share on print. One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause. Why do geographers find mountains so funny?

What pencil did Shakespeare write with? Emma did a marvellous impression of a cow, David did one of a pig, while other children did their own interpretations of donkeys, dogs, cats, parrots etc. Eventually, the teacher could avoid Jimmy no longer and reluctantly allowed him to do his impression.

However, she felt that there could not possibly be any animals left, about which Jimmy could be rude or obscene. That doesn't sound too bad thought the teacher. A science graduate asks, "Why does it work? An engineering graduate asks, "How does it work? The business graduate asks, "How much will it cost? A drama graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?

After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns. A biology teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey.

The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done.

As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts. Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have? Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?